It's the most coveted award in the history of everything. MVP of the Super Bowl? That for pussies. Whatever they give the best player in that world cup thing? Lame-o's and wankers. Best Performer at the AVN awards? Well, actually.... no - still doesn't compare! We're talking the award that awards the dedication and the commitment to eating chicken wings over the span of 5 days...in a row! An award so special, so rare, that we're actually splitting the award in to 2 categories this year as we have 2 extra outstanding participants this year.
Most Wings Consumed Award - that goes to Peaches, with over 200 wings eaten in a week. Damn - that's a fuckload of chickenwings. Also - his face never really broke out - so I expect him to improve on that number the next time we have the week of wings.
Highest Wing Average Award - this goes to DoubleDown, who for the four nights he showed up was a slaughterhouse of chicken eating fire. The man can eat chicken wings like it was his job. A job he loved and was compensated well for at that.
Special thanks to LAPSE - for compiling all the numbers and creating some awesome charts. Special thanks to The Fence, again, for coming through on the shirts, at a great price. And special thanks to all those that participated, and who spread the word of the week of wings. If you are reading this, and didn't join us for any nights out - stop out for a few nights on our next tour of self destructive gluttony. Yeah - you'll probably wake up not quite feeling your best, but you'll have a good time, and get a dumb nickname on this here blog. How can you resist?
| Calories Burned for Walking 4.0 Mph, Level, Firm Surface, Very Brisk Pace | 340 | |||
| Cal per Hr | ||||
| Total Distance Travel by Week of Wings (miles) | 1519 | |||
| Or Walking form New York, NY to North Platte, NE | ||||
1 comment:
I concur. Peches and Doubledown put on a show every night.
LAPSE... glad that your insane love of bar charts and graphs finally translated into a win for the group.
And a special thanks to our Fearless Leader (who never gave himself a nickname). We shall call him, Fearless Leader.
Fearless Leader was a man with a dream... a dream of eating friend chicken wings every night. And dammit he made it happen.
Thank you Fearless Leader for making it happen. Looking forward to another week of self-destruction soon.
Friday night in WV... I smell 5 for 5 for Cheeseplate.
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